No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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