And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
We left the knife in your bed.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
