super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
operation harelip BJ is a go
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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