Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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