If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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