Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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