You surviving the open bar?
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Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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