i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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