Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
Randomize
