At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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