i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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