i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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