took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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