Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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