new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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