I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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