You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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