Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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