he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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