so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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