Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
as a side note pls kill me
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Randomize
