I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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