So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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