Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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