i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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