yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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