I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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