She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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