My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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