How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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