Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Im part way to drunk.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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