you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Randomize
