P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
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