no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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