so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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