who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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