I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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