I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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