I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Don't tell me you're on acid again
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