wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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