he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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