counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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