Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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