you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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