I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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