I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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