she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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