Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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