i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Randomize
