you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
im six kinds of drunk right now
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Blow job season was short but glorious.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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