is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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