Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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