She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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